Buy Sh*t at the Summerlin University Bookstore and Tuition is FREE.
There's lots of Colleges and Universities for this. You may have already graduated from one of them.
But only ONE ALMOST ACCREDITED COLLEGE is designed for this.
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Summerlin university College of FUN -- Reunions 24/7/365
Las Vegas, Nevada
We're the Mighty Mighty Hoochhounds of Summerlin University!!
Hoochhounds.com
Cheers!!
Summerlin university, las Vegas, Nevada.
Send the books back home with Dad.
Pull up a bar stool in a classroom where every hour is happy hour.
If a degree in History is your thing. We encourage you to drink vintage wines.
Summerlin University believes that the case method of study is the best way to go. A six-pack works too.
The Comedy Shelter is a favorite destination at Summerlin University. Comedy is a favorite major as well.
At Summerlin University you are encouraged to cheer, holler, laugh, smile and finger point.
The bigger your beer glass the better the party.
Rock & Rolling admission. Degree (1-day), Masters (2-day) Ph.D. (3-day) programs. No GPA is too low.
There are only two grades at Summerlin UniversiTY.
PASS AND PASS OUT.
PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.
OR KNOW SOMEBODY WHO DOES.
AND BRING THEM ALONG WITH YOU.
Summerlin university "vegas tri-athlete" athlETIC DEPARTMENT
A TYPICAL TRI-ATHLETE SWIMS...
A TYPICAL TRI-ATHLETE SWIMS...
A TYPICAL TRI-ATHLETE SWIMS...
BICYLES...
A TYPICAL TRI-ATHLETE SWIMS...
A TYPICAL TRI-ATHLETE SWIMS...
AND RUNS.
A TYPICAL TRI-ATHLETE SWIMS...
A "LAS VEGAS TRI-ATHLETE" DRINKS...
A "LAS VEGAS TRI-ATHLETE" DRINKS...
A "LAS VEGAS TRI-ATHLETE" DRINKS...
A "LAS VEGAS TRI-ATHLETE" DRINKS...
PLAYS POKER...
A "LAS VEGAS TRI-ATHLETE" DRINKS...
AND HITS GOLF BALLS.
AND HITS GOLF BALLS.
A "LAS VEGAS TRI-ATHLETE" DRINKS...
AND HITS GOLF BALLS.
(Tennis, Soccer, Ping Pong Balls Optional.)
Summerlin university COLLEGE OF FUN is all about the music
SUMMERLINS BREW
ADMISSION POLICY AND STRICT GRADUATION REQUIREMENTS NO IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL CAN MATCH
BACHELOR
MUST TAKE AT LEAST ONE CLASS
AND COMPLETE THE COURSE OF STUDY IN ONE DAY.
MASTERS
THAT'S AN ENTIRE WEEKEND. AT LEAST TWO COURSES
TOTAL OVER THE TWO DAYS. YOUR B.A. COUNTS AS ONE.
PhD
ANY THREE DAYS DURING THE WEEK OR A FRIDAY, SATURDAY
AND SUNDAY. OR A SATURDAY, SUNDAY AND MONDAY.
MUST COMPLETE AT LEAST ONE ADDITION CLASS.
A HOLIDAY DAY COUNTS AS ONE DAY.
(e.g. JULY 4TH WEEKEND IS 3 DAYS)
TUITION AND STUDENT LOANS
TUITION IS ALWAYS FREE IF YOU BUY SH*T AT THE BOOKSTORE.
($100, $200, $300 BOOKSTORE GIFT CARDS AVAILABLE)
FULL BOAT, G.O.A.T. (GREATEST OF ALL TIME) AND THE HALL OF FAME
IF YOU CAN LIFT A GLASS AND SAY CHEERS YOU'RE CONSIDERED AN ELITE AND HIGHLY GIFTED ATHLETE. A HOOCHOUND G.O.A.T. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
THIS GIVES YOU A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR ALL YOUR SUMMERLIN UNIVERSITY MERCH TO LET EVERYONE KNOW BACK HOME, AT THE OFFICE, OR TRAVELING THE GLOBE, THAT YOU'RE A SUPER BAD-ASS VEGAS TRI-ATHLETE.
NO MATTER YOUR POST GRADUATION PLANS, AS AN ELITE ATHLETE YOU NOT ONLY GOT A FULL BOAT (SCHOLARSHIP) TO PLAY FOR THE HOOCHHOUNDS, YOU'RE ALSO CONSIDERED A G.O.A.T. (GREATEST OF ALL TIME) -- ASSURED A PLAQUE ON THE WALL OF THE SUMMERLIN U. COLLEGE OF FUN HALL OF FAME.
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COMING SOON: COMEDY GOATS
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